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You must read client lists all the time,

So for a change, this one’s in rhyme:


So: Barclays, Roche and Goldman Sachs,

Plus Seagram, ICI and SCATS,

Carillion, HSBC,

Enskilda and the BBC,

There's Bass and Astra Zeneca,

and Henderson plus C&A

(To make that rhyme, I think you should

Pronounce it as French Belgians would),

Mitsui Babcock, TFL,

The DTI and ICL,

Bilfinger Berger, RBS,

Campari and the NHS,

Plus Deutsche Bank, CIBC,

And Guildhall University.

There's BT, Homechoice, Reuters too,

plus Lorien and ((space for you)).

The Prison Service, Ebay, SAFH

(That's 'saff' phonetically); I have,

As well, for Finnish firms a feel:

With Nokia, Kone and M-Real.

I’ve also worked cross-culturally

For Barry Callebaut AG,

and Unilever, Alcatel,

Adecco, Exxon, Hoechst-Roussel,

Platina, Mistral, Schlumberger,

Van Houten, Neles and Swiss Re

(for that’s the purist rhyme) or Re,

to rhyme with WPP.

So who’s left? There's just one, I think: 

Ocular Sciences , whom I’ve left till last as they don’t rhyme or scan properly.